Fast food of course! Think about all you have to do in your day. You may have class, work, chores, hogs to feed, the back 40 to plow, your day is stacked my friend. Now it's the middle of your hectic day and you totally had zero time to pack a lunch that would have been incredibly too hard to make yourself in the first place. I mean peanut butter, jelly, bread... come on that's like 3 ingredients. Lets not get too carried away right? Not trying to be a chef. But I digress.
It's lunch time and you need that food NOW. What's the worst a Cookout tray is going to do to you? Maybe a little gas, kinda sluggish after awhile, but hey by that point it's about quitting time anyway. Dinner comes around and its the same situation, I know. Timmy is in the well, the toilet is stopped up, and to top it off the dog just chunked on the stairs. Oh, and its purple. Now do you feeling like calling in some food and actually eating tonight or are you just going to starve? Because lord knows if you have to take that extra 15 minutes out of your time to put into preparing dinner, you WILL regret it.
What if that 15 minutes could have been spent doing something heroic? Like saving a life? Neighbor's little girl is playing in the road, truck comes flying in. Barrelling towards her? SWOOOP that child up and save her life dude? Yea, you won't catch me making dinner. I don't waste a minute when it comes to saving people from trucks and other stuff that drives on roads, and are big, and can run over a little girl that I could've definitely saved. I'm a superhero but with like the power to save people from being run-ned over. That's all there is to it.
So fast food makes a couple people fat, maybe they can't handle the fast lane!!! Just because they're getting sick and dying all over the place doesn't mean us WINNERS can't go out and eat as many Cookout queso's in under a minute, right? Screw that fitness-kick bro! Who says fitness is even real??
